Today’s Track : The Strokes – Whatever Happened

Today’s…

Unintentional Sarcastic Quote : “You can trust a ‘Bible’ to give you accurate, complete and useful information.” – Mark Kellner, Washington Times.

Choice for Accidental Ironic Death : Bleeding to death from a paper cut you got from a $10 million dollar lottery ticket.

McDonald’s Employee of the Week : Omarosa (aka the retarded Apprentice)

Best-Selling Sex Help Book : “Tossing Salad For the Bedroom Chef”

Entertainers That the U.S. Wouldn’t Try to Save If They Were Hostages in Iraq : Will & Grace, Hillary Duff, and Cory Feldman